<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421</id><updated>2012-02-16T02:06:57.980-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Flourishing In Captivity</title><subtitle type='html'>&lt;i&gt;all writings herein © Dylan Jones&lt;/i&gt;</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>17</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-6998477386897890988</id><published>2011-12-11T08:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-11T11:14:59.243-08:00</updated><title type='text'>tick-tock you don't stop</title><content type='html'>"I feel old," she said. &lt;br /&gt;"If you think you feel old now," &lt;br /&gt;I replied, "just wait."&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-6998477386897890988?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/6998477386897890988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/6998477386897890988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2011/12/tick-tock-you-dont-stop.html' title='tick-tock you don&apos;t stop'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-1012730009553808063</id><published>2011-04-25T04:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T08:00:46.213-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Passage</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;Migratory sequence of user population: Friendster → MySpace → Facebook / Twitter (concurrent) → iMe → DotComMune → Unia → ¤‡¤‡¤‡¤ → biodigital telepathy, a.k.a. "techlep" (endo-networking supplants exo-networking, acquires end-of-history status).&lt;/blockquote&gt;EduLink Bureau. &lt;u&gt;The History of Networked Socialization&lt;/u&gt;. 7th ed. NewNet Colony: ThoughtHive, 2096.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-1012730009553808063?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/1012730009553808063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/1012730009553808063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2011/04/passage.html' title='Passage'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-7830193608898121384</id><published>2011-01-01T09:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-23T12:49:20.131-08:00</updated><title type='text'>same old lang syne</title><content type='html'>&lt;span id="profile_status"&gt;&lt;span id="status_text"&gt;Midnight's frenzied consensus&lt;br /&gt;gone lethean with first light,&lt;br /&gt;they woke to find their world&lt;br /&gt;fundamentally unchanged, save &lt;br /&gt;for that system contrived to &lt;br /&gt;sequence an abstraction which had, &lt;br /&gt;without need of their pother, &lt;br /&gt;amended itself on schedule.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-7830193608898121384?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/7830193608898121384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/7830193608898121384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2011/01/one-one-eleven.html' title='same old lang syne'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-2421512461276552234</id><published>2009-07-01T17:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-01-03T05:10:19.021-08:00</updated><title type='text'>press</title><content type='html'>obituaries strut their two-tone plumage along &lt;br /&gt;the perimeter of even our most promising days&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the hands of the clock are curled into fists&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-2421512461276552234?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/2421512461276552234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/2421512461276552234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2009/07/press.html' title='press'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-2730110708751552657</id><published>2009-05-17T06:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-01-03T07:30:36.969-08:00</updated><title type='text'>degenerus interruptus</title><content type='html'>&lt;i&gt;it's over&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;not thought in language&lt;br /&gt;but felt: a&lt;br /&gt;preternatural emotion&lt;br /&gt;like a systemic&lt;br /&gt;depth charge&lt;br /&gt;detonates: my&lt;br /&gt;trajectory as 180.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this metanoia&lt;br /&gt;derails the whole&lt;br /&gt;shebang: some&lt;br /&gt;timing, abrupt growth-spurt;&lt;br /&gt;you could've at least&lt;br /&gt;let me finish&lt;br /&gt;my cigarette.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-2730110708751552657?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/2730110708751552657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/2730110708751552657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2009/05/degenerous-interruptus.html' title='degenerus interruptus'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-7572296758974746509</id><published>2009-04-09T12:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-01-03T07:31:35.019-08:00</updated><title type='text'>fauxku: a real-live japanese death poem</title><content type='html'>boot-dented bucket&lt;br /&gt;frostfall: winter connotes lots&lt;br /&gt;soil and shovel, dig?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-7572296758974746509?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/7572296758974746509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/7572296758974746509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2009/04/fauxku-real-live-japanese-death-poem.html' title='fauxku: a real-live japanese death poem'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-2692157795396197901</id><published>2008-10-20T16:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-01-03T07:33:55.226-08:00</updated><title type='text'>plastic chairs &amp; paper plates gather whitely here in the backyard blue hour of our late thirties</title><content type='html'>Jimmy throws the last of the Labor Day patties on the grill &amp;amp;&lt;br /&gt;rants to me about his waning lotharial sway, as firefly&lt;br /&gt;rump-lights cast dull reflections in the scalp&lt;br /&gt;beneath his ebbing hairline&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;which makes me think about the lessons&lt;br /&gt;learned through subtraction&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;like growing up, how the impossibilities in our cinematic daydreams become&lt;br /&gt;ever more apparent, a reductive advance that fosters the tricky negotiation&lt;br /&gt;of high standards &amp;amp; low expectations known  as&lt;br /&gt;contemporary adulthood&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;at some point you get it that it’s a rare employer who&lt;br /&gt;wants to see “Solo, Han” written on the application&lt;br /&gt;for the file clerk position, “space pirate” under&lt;br /&gt;previous work experience&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;over the years we watched as John Cougar became John&lt;br /&gt;Cougar Mellencamp, then dropped the Cougar;&lt;br /&gt;eventually he’ll just be John&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy waves his spatula around, carving arabesques in the&lt;br /&gt;encroaching darkness as he builds steam; he will&lt;br /&gt;not go gentle, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;he stops mid-sentence, shivers visibly &amp;amp;&lt;br /&gt;goes inside to grab a sweatshirt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it’s going to be a bitter winter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-2692157795396197901?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/2692157795396197901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/2692157795396197901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/10/plastic-chairs-paper-plates-gather.html' title='plastic chairs &amp; paper plates gather whitely here&lt;br&gt; in the backyard blue hour of our late thirties'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-6267324714616870756</id><published>2008-10-18T13:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-21T18:04:01.749-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mixology</title><content type='html'>&lt;span&gt;&lt;u&gt;Blind Alley&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;2 fingers existential desperation&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;1 finger defenestrated boyhood ideals&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Splash of feces&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Whittle down slowly, serve over crushed spirit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;u&gt;Diminishing Doll&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;1 pony modern beauty ideal&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;1 jigger fashion magazines&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;2 dashes bile&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Unhinge, top with collagen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;u&gt;Delirium Tremen&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;1 gallon cheap vodka, neat&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Shake&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;u&gt;Blowhard Emeritus&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;3 fingers theory&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;⅛ finger application&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;4 snits pedantry&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Canonize, strain into windbag&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;u&gt;New Age Hand Job&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;4 parts astrology&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;3 parts self-help psychobabble&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Delude over pastels, garnish with marijuana leaf&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;u&gt;Couples-Only Skate&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;1 jigger ineffable feeling of tenderness&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;1 shot biological imperative&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;1 shot unconscious fear of death&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Dash of syrupy popular music &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Intermingle, serve warm and fuzzy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-6267324714616870756?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/6267324714616870756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/6267324714616870756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/10/mixology_18.html' title='Mixology'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-4996934702125636435</id><published>2008-10-18T12:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-01-03T07:37:00.620-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Hear He’s Doing Well</title><content type='html'>I hear he no longer goes&lt;br /&gt;missing for weeks on end&lt;br /&gt;to return looking like&lt;br /&gt;he just emerged from a&lt;br /&gt;blast furnace,&lt;br /&gt;stinking of $3 fortified wine&lt;br /&gt;and $10 party girls,&lt;br /&gt;that he no longer bellows&lt;br /&gt;at passing dogs and children,&lt;br /&gt;stopped frotteuring on&lt;br /&gt;the subway,&lt;br /&gt;ceased voiding his bowels under the&lt;br /&gt;tree on Christmas morning,&lt;br /&gt;quit trying to bite the deli guy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hear he has a 9 to 5,&lt;br /&gt;pays the bills on time,&lt;br /&gt;taxes, too,&lt;br /&gt;is early to bed and rise,&lt;br /&gt;flosses daily,&lt;br /&gt;exercises regularly,&lt;br /&gt;follows politics avidly,&lt;br /&gt;goes to church on Sunday,&lt;br /&gt;the infamous purple fury now&lt;br /&gt;placid in his trousers,&lt;br /&gt;lawn edged,&lt;br /&gt;wears only his&lt;br /&gt;own underwear,&lt;br /&gt;has learned to make lemonade&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-4996934702125636435?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/4996934702125636435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/4996934702125636435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-hear-hes-doing-well_18.html' title='I Hear He’s Doing Well'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-2943271790086594794</id><published>2008-10-14T11:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T12:29:35.435-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Resumés</title><content type='html'>"How are you," I asked&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;"Oh, I've been &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;so&lt;/span&gt; busy with this new project - you'd &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;love&lt;/span&gt; it - it's a piece about _______.  And I've also been working on a collaboration with _______, which is turning out to be just &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;fantastic&lt;/span&gt;. And ____ has secured a slot for me in the upcoming _______ series, so I'm preparing for &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;that&lt;/span&gt;. Oh, and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;god&lt;/span&gt;, in my spare time I'm also compiling _______ for the new ______. What about you? Have you been writing?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Not recently,"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What have you been doing for, you know -"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Creatively?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yeah,"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Not a damn thing, really,"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"How refreshing!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-2943271790086594794?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/2943271790086594794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/2943271790086594794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/10/resums_14.html' title='Resumés'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-3673204324814169159</id><published>2008-10-01T04:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-01-03T07:43:25.478-08:00</updated><title type='text'>things to do before writing that great poem</title><content type='html'>buy bread&lt;br /&gt;milk&lt;br /&gt;eggs&lt;br /&gt;coffee&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; peanut butter&lt;br /&gt;do laundry&lt;br /&gt;put trash cans to curb&lt;br /&gt;wash dishes&lt;br /&gt;drop out of high school&lt;br /&gt;seduce ex-girlfriend of famous singer while he leaves back-to-back messages on her answering machine, his &lt;br /&gt;pleas for reconciliation just audible as you enter her from behind&lt;br /&gt;feed cat&lt;br /&gt;labor in cipher's capacity for slew of subnormal employers&lt;br /&gt;fall in love 3 times&lt;br /&gt;fall out of love 3 times&lt;br /&gt;swear off romantic love forever&lt;br /&gt;shave head&lt;br /&gt;return movies to rental store&lt;br /&gt;browse Internet for days on end&lt;br /&gt;consider suicide&lt;br /&gt;consider becoming captain of industry&lt;br /&gt;pay gas bill&lt;br /&gt;read volume after volume of poetry&lt;br /&gt;swear off poetry forever&lt;br /&gt;endure results of eons of impacted human folly&lt;br /&gt;clip toenails&lt;br /&gt;join band, tour Europe w/ same&lt;br /&gt;quit band&lt;br /&gt;obtain services of licensed psychologist&lt;br /&gt;come home to burgled apartment&lt;br /&gt;go to college&lt;br /&gt;drop out of college&lt;br /&gt;fall in love again&lt;br /&gt;write countless poems of this caliber&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-3673204324814169159?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/3673204324814169159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/3673204324814169159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/10/things-to-do-before-writing-that-great_01.html' title='things to do before writing that great poem'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-6899128708436563303</id><published>2008-06-12T04:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-01-03T07:58:20.063-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Our Lady of the Boroughs</title><content type='html'>the neighborhood girls are&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pug of nose,&lt;br /&gt;tight of pant,&lt;br /&gt;and&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;mean,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;mean,&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;mean&lt;span style=""&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;such feral-eyed choler: was there ever anything as sexy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the neighborhood girls are&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;forces of nature&lt;br /&gt;throwing themselves against the&lt;br /&gt;walls of their provincial dreams in&lt;br /&gt;nympholeptic seizure&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;violent flowers&lt;br /&gt;full bloom&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-6899128708436563303?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/6899128708436563303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/6899128708436563303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/06/our-lady-of-boroughs_12.html' title='Our Lady of the Boroughs'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-2332230441691316030</id><published>2008-06-12T04:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-01-03T05:16:34.093-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Harvest</title><content type='html'>My fingers pierced&lt;br /&gt;The iced earth&lt;br /&gt;And tore a hole&lt;br /&gt;I buried my wallet inside&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I returned in spring&lt;br /&gt;Found a psychopath tree&lt;br /&gt;Sprouting there&lt;br /&gt;And carved my name in its face&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-2332230441691316030?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/2332230441691316030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/2332230441691316030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/06/harvest_12.html' title='Harvest'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-3251294224745208001</id><published>2008-06-11T15:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-05T10:58:10.568-08:00</updated><title type='text'>gloaming song</title><content type='html'>grown faint now, the&lt;br /&gt;tinnitic rending of fiscal&lt;br /&gt;apparatus, drowned here&lt;br /&gt;in the anodyne sonance&lt;br /&gt;of dewslide on evening&lt;br /&gt;grass, this togethering of&lt;br /&gt;cricket chirps &amp;amp; cicada&lt;br /&gt;trills that swells from the&lt;br /&gt;lawns of our infinite&lt;br /&gt;suburbias, whence spirits&lt;br /&gt;dehisce beyond the cul de&lt;br /&gt;sacs, past the last traffic&lt;br /&gt;signals, where pavement&lt;br /&gt;buckles, breaks, &amp;amp; yields to &lt;br /&gt;the primeval melody inviolate&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-3251294224745208001?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/3251294224745208001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/3251294224745208001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/06/gloaming-song_5666.html' title='gloaming song'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-3061596442073454276</id><published>2008-06-11T11:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-11T12:06:48.758-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Baygones</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; &lt;st1:street st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:address st="on"&gt;Sheepshead   Bay Road&lt;/st1:address&gt;&lt;/st1:Street&gt; aclamour those sixth day’s nights,&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;"Jus’ gheddin th’ fuhckin' caur, Gina" &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;heard from any number of IROC-Zs, hollered at any of the&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;dozens of&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Ginas: crimped, acid washed, bedazzled and bellicose,&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;down to the Roll-A-Palace, where the lacquered hair of Bay Boys &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;glistered ‘neath shards of mirror ball light as&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;regional disco hits mobilized the skates &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                            &lt;/span&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;amp; libidos of kissing &lt;i style=""&gt;cugines &lt;/i&gt;in&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a summer decked in Chess King, coke spoon pendants, wispy moustaches &amp;amp; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;rattails, &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;smazed in the Angel Dust &amp;amp; Newport smoke &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;of a &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Brooklyn&lt;/st1:place&gt; 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 &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                                  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;                            &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;amp; here&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-3061596442073454276?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/3061596442073454276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/3061596442073454276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/06/baygones.html' title='Baygones'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-7965773206752915257</id><published>2008-06-11T11:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-11T14:50:57.652-07:00</updated><title type='text'>henku</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;buk buk buk b'kaww&lt;br /&gt;buk buk b'kaww buk buk buk&lt;br /&gt;buk b'kaww buk buk&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-7965773206752915257?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/7965773206752915257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/7965773206752915257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/06/henku.html' title='henku'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9094619037949803421.post-5351094819639239449</id><published>2008-06-11T10:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-01-03T08:22:58.568-08:00</updated><title type='text'>automanna</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;on the lam from man’s terrestrial sum, thinker snug in propulsion’s&lt;br /&gt;narcotic caul, I’m swathed in steel, hurtling; radio low &amp;amp; heaven’s&lt;br /&gt;volume knobs at zero (god's auriculars, as always, just out of earshot);&lt;br /&gt;me, conglomeration of hiccup thoughts &amp;amp; diesel fumes: this mobile&lt;br /&gt;dream-state of interstate as inner-state, reflecting on retroreflections,&lt;br /&gt;wheels &amp;amp; wind droning Om through the landscape’s slurred infinitych&lt;br /&gt;of evangelical neon &amp;amp; plastic interurban nowhere, &amp;amp; farther from the&lt;br /&gt;horizon w/ each mile gained&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9094619037949803421-5351094819639239449?l=misterdylanjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/5351094819639239449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9094619037949803421/posts/default/5351094819639239449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misterdylanjones.blogspot.com/2008/06/automanna.html' title='automanna'/><author><name>Dylan Jones</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06857120388081582577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
